Happy Rotter and the Endless Upcoming Books

I'm Happy Rotter and this is my blog. I can do whatever I want because I am no longer at The-Place-Whose-Name-I-Can't-Remember. That place is miserable, horrible, and no good word can ever be used to describe that place.

Happy RotterJul 15, 2021

Harry Potter and the Girl who was Dead

The common room was almost empty; nearly everyone was still down at dinner. Crookshanks uncoiled himself from an armchair and trotted to meet them, purring loudly, and when Harry, Ron, and Hermione took their three favorite chairs at the fireside, he leapt lightly into Hermione ’s lap and curled up there like a furry ginger cushion.

“How can Dumbledore have...

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Happy RotterMay 9, 2021

Harry Potter and the Women of Flesh

This is what happens when you translate and keep on re-translating Botnik’s “The Handsome One” about 10-15 times in various languages using Google Translate and then turn it back into English.


The lands of the palace were shaken by magical lands. Outside there was a huge black roof filled with blood in the sky. The only sound in...

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Happy RotterApr 17, 2021

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Dumbledore said: “No, it is quite simply a bad idea to call this thing ‘the wizard’s curse.’” Harry Potter replied: “I don’t think that would be a bad idea. I don’t think that would be a bad idea, as I would not consider it to be anything other than a bad idea.” Snape stated: “The curse has been used in...

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