Happy Rotter and the Endless Upcoming Books

I'm Happy Rotter and this is my blog. I can do whatever I want because I am no longer at The-Place-Whose-Name-I-Can't-Remember. That place is miserable, horrible, and no good word can ever be used to describe that place.

Happy RotterJan 2, 2021

Harry Potter and the Black-Tailed Owl

After inadvertently causing an accident during a family trip to the zoo, Harry begins receiving unsolicited letters by owls. He eventually encounters a black box that reads “DARKING THE WHITE BOOT” when he appears in a blue box, in which he learns about how to kill his own son in “Elderly.” Harry learns that there is no one that understands...

Read More
Happy RotterJan 2, 2021

Aunt Marge and the 2048 Other Sequels

When Aunt Marge Dursley insults his parents, Harry loses his temper and the children are killed at the hands of one another. In the first episode of the series, Aunt Marge’s father, Fred, is shown having an argument in the woods, and Fred is confronted by a ghost of Uncle Marge who is at his house and is heard saying,...

Read More
Happy RotterDec 28, 2020

Canyouhearme Danger

I’m Happy Rotter and today I would like to introduce my friend Canyouhearme Danger to all of my readers. She is very dangerous and may be that is why the surname, though I am not entirely sure because I never had the courage to ask. Next week on my blog, I shall be introducing my second friend to the world,...

Read More