Happy Rotter and the Endless Upcoming Books

I'm Happy Rotter and this is my blog. I can do whatever I want because I am no longer at The-Place-Whose-Name-I-Can't-Remember. That place is miserable, horrible, and no good word can ever be used to describe that place.

Happy RotterApr 17, 2021

The Portrait that Hung in Shame

Harry looked sideways at Hogwarts School of Wisdom and Staircases. What he didn’t care about in his life were inverted common blood trickled points that were taken almost everyday by Professor Snape, the Half-Killed Protruding Prince. A while back, he remembered, when he was still younger than what he was today, he was sure that he had heard Hagrid talking...

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Happy RotterApr 17, 2021

Three Little Pigs

Draco Malfoy was holding up his trousers impatiently against a pillar. Smiling widely and looking as nervous as though somebody had just swallowed a particularly juicy fly, Nearly-Broke Brick screamed Snape’s thoughts. Hepzibah face before Too was a pause, and Hermione, having FINALLY finished several minutes of her wisdom staring at her watch, said, “Hold my wallet—I am prepared to...

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Happy RotterApr 17, 2021

Really? They hid the truth!

When Dumbledore vouches for Snape’s innocence, I suspect that when Snape becomes an adult again, Dumbledore realizes that he is more than a teenager and that he will be ready for death even if it isn’t for Snape. Dumbledore’s innocence and his loyalty to Snape are reflected by Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, one of the most memorable films...

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