Happy Rotter and the Endless Upcoming Books

I'm Happy Rotter and this is my blog. I can do whatever I want because I am no longer at The-Place-Whose-Name-I-Can't-Remember. That place is miserable, horrible, and no good word can ever be used to describe that place.

Happy RotterApr 17, 2021

Bella and The Howling Tunnel

Bellatrix was going to cling at Lupin who seemed very quiet as though he had been congregated. He hung low over the howling tunnel which was missing fingernails from its broken feet. While he spoke, Bella, the Bellatrix danced dangerously around the howling tunnel. Now that christmas had come down at Snape’s ferocious office, a headless voice spoke with laughter:...

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Happy RotterApr 17, 2021

Snape and the Two Thousand Magical Creatures

Hagrid happily was going to die for inflicting dark grass to Ron. Terrified guests were sprinting in front of Dumbledore. Forest failed to get out from underneath the table.
“How come nobody ever understand what goodness means?” cried someone. “D’you think you’re right in thinking thirteen thoughts at a time?”
At this, Wing Eaters began circling—limping...

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Happy RotterFeb 2, 2021

The Best-Selling Characters

When Harry and Ron are blocked from entering Platform Nine and Three-Quarters and are forced to take part in the upcoming game, there’s no doubt that there will be some of the best moments from the game, including a number of famous scenes in the game that are actually part of the game that will be very special in the...

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