Happy Rotter and the Endless Upcoming Books

I'm Happy Rotter and this is my blog. I can do whatever I want because I am no longer at The-Place-Whose-Name-I-Can't-Remember. That place is miserable, horrible, and no good word can ever be used to describe that place.

Happy RotterJan 2, 2021

Ron and the Unusual Death Mystery

Hagrid was happily going to die for inflicting dark grass to Ron that caused his death. A couple hours before Ron had died, Ron had passed away. Ron had died of heart disease from a heart attack on March 2, 1976. Ron had also died of heart disease from a heart attack on January 8, 1986. Ron had also passed...

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Happy RotterJan 2, 2021

Ron and the Potion intended for Harry

After Ron accidentally ingests a love potion intended for Harry, Harry and his two kids are on the brink of falling apart. The three students, Ron and Ron, were both living in a small town together when their parents arrived in the city in 1859. After Harry and Ron have a heated argument, Ron has an idea to make some...

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Happy RotterJan 2, 2021

Aunt Petunia and the Dead Cow

Aunt Petunia was sitting in the kitchen with her son Dudley, watching the television and drinking coffee laced with milk from a cow that had died three days earlier. She went to meet a man she knew was his niece, and asked what happened.

“My brother didn’t ask for anything because he said nothing,” she said.

The young woman told...

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